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Please do not contact me with a media enquiry if one or more of the following apply:
- You need the information for a story that you have just thought up or been given by the end of this week/day/hour/now.
- You have not yet done any background research of any kind on the subject. You’ve just been asked to “research it” and thought it would be a good idea to google it then ask someone else to do your job for you. In fact you didn’t even take the time to look through this website properly before you clicked on the contact tab.
- You don’t have any budget at all and expect me to to take the time and effort to send you lots of information and allow you to reproduce our hard work all for free.
- You say the words “like” or “you know” more than five times like a minute you know.
- You want to know which church I believe the fabled Golden Green Man is hidden in. Seriously if I didn’t tell the nice man from The One Show I’m not going to tell you!
- You work for, have worked for or are associated with The Sun, The Daily Mail or The Mirror.
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